retards of runescape

[Ethan|Unicornz]

can u shit on my chest while i fart rapidly?

"can i barrow youre ___"

"l2ask", "ask noob", "rusher gtfo"(if you attacked someone WITHOUT SPECCING and didn't ask)

*argues about how they are better at rs* *other person is way better* "nerd!"

[Trent]

DDS DM BRO PLZ

[Zany]

omg how did you train str

omg how did you make money

do you have pk vids!?

l2pk son *hits the tab*

and soo many more lol. annoying lil fucks xD

[Almost Dutch]

omg how did you train str

omg how did you make money

do you have pk vids!?

l2pk son *hits the tab*

and soo many more lol. annoying lil fucks xD

targ: dude i just lost _______ gimmie kill plz

[2 Inch Maul]

gf foe

[3l3gant]

I know its been said already, but when your targ adds you, and pm's you saying:

"let me kill you plzzzzzzz i'll 76k for u!"

[`Gator]

"Dds dm"

"fcer noob" (they are ranging how cute <3)

Also hate the randoms who ask you if they can borrow an item you clearly don't have, e.g; asking me with 1 defence to borrow an obby sheild or something.

[crackrawkz]

" '09 pker"

[Char]

"How you get the big hammer"

[Haxed Pk]

lowlevel main in full rune runs and safe up to full hp when i hit 20+..

a tanker 5 levels higher than me pjes me with his dbolts when im looting and kills me. Then i come back and fight him, and i hit him a few times and he runs or tele and call me sad...

[Connor|Beast]

same here dude they be lik omfg cna i buy ur ghostly robes!

[Windwaker683]

"You downy"

"How can i get lava cape?"

"Can you get me fire cape?"

"Is this a dm?"

Also people who constantly rush you.

[Alex l V3sta]

l2pk noob

no ph necks

u ph neck i safe

"fight?"

"range lvl?"

"80."

"no way thats only 2 lower than mine!"

[Paxman]

"Fight?" - "QC Stats?" - "-----" - "Noew ur too high i'll get owned u noob"

"What hat is that?" / "were ie gete thet het?" / "Teach me how to get that hat"

"Do you gmaul? No fight"

"Do you DDS rush? No fight"

--While At Green Drags--

CANNONERS FUCK SAKES

--While At GE--

Lemme borrow your _X_

Merch Clan spammers

anoying little fuckers who follow you and say that "you dont have a range cepe nerd"

--Walking in RS--

RANGE LEVEL? UR LEVEL IS LOW FOR A RANGE PURE

--fucking some chick--

thats not how you do it, lemme try

[Ep]

Thats so FUCKING TRUE!

[Walli]

09 pker

[lilpure]

"you smite i run"

[Have Uh Cry]

in pvp...

smiter

safer

u safe i safe (espec when u arnt safing)

noob

omfg ask first

nerd l2pk

nerd l2ask

fc noob (they are ranging and even worse when they dont even have a melee spec wep)

food glitcher (espec when u arnt..)

l2pk

u suck... and other petty flaming (when they die)

1 itemers

people who rush with pray on and spec and then flame u when u attack them without asking and without speccing

"fight?" "stats" *waits for reply* "nty"

fight? nty u too strong

claws?

people who fight lower levels and wont fight someone 2-3 cbs higher

phoenix neck glitcher

[Boring_Ffs]

Safer!! when i ate at 30 and he at 70+

Reported!!

Im so dead !!:D

omgfg you defeated@#!)#! for exampe S O L U M

[Taken]

L2ask... If u dont wanna fight GET THE FUCK OUTA THE WILD.

[Shut Up Kid]

47 def combat brace wearing zerkers with 80 str telling you to go train strength while wearing a str cape

[Nick]

Some noobs in Dlong Dmed nshit.

" Noob: Nice vids!!!! add me??"

" Me: Full list sorry. "

" Noob: Delete a noob pls!!"

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Combat 100 with summ cape!!! wooo!!

Where u get charms???!?

[Its zeh noob]

Worst ones:

- "Nice ags! Can you lend it to me?"

  "Noty"

  "Lmao noob its borrowed!"

-"Pease let me kill you"

-"SW product" (with 85 slayer and 79 sum)

-"I totally own you" when you die due a lucky spec by some main.

[Moo.]

i HATE When Guys pretend to be Girls in the game, than go up to guys and Hit on them, To be honest, that just seems lonely to me, unless your doing it as a joke, than it's Fucking awesome.

[Devour]

Hate zerkers that think they wreck you because your 1 def, then you fight n wreck them c: