retards of runescape

[Ultra]

i hate kids in d med helms and d longs

i also hate people asking me retard questions

here are some examples

str lvl?

how you get lava cape?

rang lvl?

how you beat jad?

mage lvl?

is fight caves easy?

can u lend me x?

how u make money?

how much money u got?

free stuff plz?

clan?

add me?

buy ur dds plz?

join "random merch cc" and make "random cash amount"

some pvp terms:

Noob

l2pk

nice fail

safer nub

venger nub

farcaster nub

no eating!

no running!

if you know some more let me know and ill add them to this list

[Kyle]

1st

[Posh]

omfg 78 with Hp Cape@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

oh and this one started: omg you ph neck!

[Zero]

'You fc, I pray'

[HADUKEN]

how u be invisible???

[2 Inch Maul]

U tried *then they tab*

[Almost Dutch]

kids that start speccing you. fail. run into the bank,

fight no veng?

you veng i safe

kids that move around constantly as you try to knife - cbow.

kids that spec and run you to waste your expensive food

1 itemers

kids that talk shit and run.

kids that do anything to get a target kill (tortises filled with rocktails)

"phen neck prod"

[Jacob|3 Q S]

I actually Lol when you ask someone to fight then they ask your stats, and it must be at least 5 lower than theirs or they wont fight you L0L

[Henry]

whats that lava cape do?

[d72]

"can I have 1k pls"

"where you train at?"

"can i borrow gs pls"

(you wearing whip/whatever, guy follows you) "buying whip"

"owned!"

"fight no armour, no mage, no veng, no weapons, no food, no prayer, etc"

[Ikz]

want to be my bf

[To Idolize]

can you donate money to me?

what is that weapon?

how do I get armor like yours?

what cape are you wearing?

why are you resting instead of fighting?

stup1d n00b c0m3 f1t3 m3

the average runescape player

[Almost Dutch]

when you get teamed at mage arena by a big clan and really just harrass them by running around laughing and not really careing and they say

GOOD FIGHT FGT

and all the noobs around join in

[Real_Teddy]

Heres one:

Nerd L

[Nintey Jr]

support

[vult]

u safe i safe

choob!!!!!!!!

sw product

nice autod stat n00b

[k1dstrenqth]

no safe

7/8 targ

nty i have to right click

nty 1ep

please let me kill you (your target)

[bloodz max]

lol i got one no smite...now thats just gay i remmber when in old wildy when u first started a fight thats the first thing u put on...like come on and thats the reason why i quit scape...that and alot more listed above too many faqs these days complaining over losing pixels lol tbh i think private servers are funner then scape.....

[Cameron]

When a lvl 55 asks "hey can you show me how to get to the barrows?"

[SkidooosH]

"what are you alching?"

"where did you train?"

[Winged]

where u get bronze arrows?

how u get ancients?

whats/where u get the lava cape?

what that staff do?

can u shit on my chest while i fart rapidly?

[Olbermannn]

kids that move around constantly as you try to knife - cbow.

Thats just good tactics imo.

[Almost Dutch]

ill add another..

some dick head level 88 at east drags speccing out my level 53 pure and having the nerve to say "GG"

[To Idolize]

Noob comes up to me hits me with 2h and runs away. After awhile he starts tagging me and teleing. So I hop worlds and after a few hours come back. He's still there and starts tagging me again. Pissed the shit outta me.

Another one was when I was pking I fought a lvl 50 tank when I was level 45. So I start owning this nub and eventually he starts safing. He runs outta food and runs into a safe zone and starts running in circles and since I had melee it was hard to keep following him.

F2P pking sucks. :(

[Cake]

I cannot stand it when i die due to like some pjer or rusher people run to you and are like 'gffffffffffff' or 'rofl gf!'

It is so annoying lol.