wishing gone wrong

[Shut Up Kid]

Your a dragon, but then you got slayed.

I wish i had a boat with butt naked hoes.

[plex]

granted but all these hoes have Syphilis and there men..and asian

i wish a girl would love me

[Gareth l Rare]

Granted, Mike now loves you but bans you when you make a move

I wish i could sell Rakes on this forum

[Eric]

granted, but everyone wants to buy spades..

i wish i could save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico

[alec]

I WISH FOR A CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[watch me tb]

granted, but everyone wants to buy spades..

i wish i could save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico

skipping the last 1.

granted, but you lose a lot of money on your home owners insurance.

i wish friends/family didnt bs.

[Larzi]

granted, but your foster parents would be pedophiles.

I wish my iPod was a pokemon.

[gfdgfd]

Granted, but it's not a first generation pokemon, so it may as well just be a fucking digimon.

I wish i could jump, but i'm white =[

[Gareth l Rare]

Granted but your now black.

One of us, one of us, one us (i mean them)

I wish i new the answer to;

How Many Bears Could Bear Grylls Grill, If Bear Grylls Could Grill Bears?

[gfdgfd]

Granted, but now that you know, you must die... you know too much.

Now that i'm black i wish the po po would leave me be.

[Lennu]

Granted, (if "po po" means "police") then the racist FBI agents hunt you down cus ur black.

I wish i was asian.

[Eric]

granted, but you're this asain

i wish i could sleep for a month!

[Marc|Criti]

Grats but you died of thirst before you could die of hunger. I wish i could have a black slave irl

[HADUKEN]

Granted, but you're now my slave.

I wish I was beast at runeskep.

[watch me tb]

granted, buy your still bad at runescape.

i wish i die a fast, painless death.

[Bud Select]

granted, but it was just a dream.

i wish i had 100m

[Madslash]

Granted, you now have 100 million needles.

I wish it would stop raining.

[Shut Up Kid]

it stops raining, but then theres a drought and a huge fire and you die

i wish this was stickied.