wishing gone wrong

[Eric]

granted, but you can only transform into a BABY version of it.. aside from the cute factor, its pretty worthless..

i wish lil wayne never got into the hip hop "game"

[Ya i am Good]

granted but true whip became a rapper :/

i wish if i ever got council i didnt have to take attendance :>

[i killaown i]

Granted, instead of taking attendence u must now suck off every leader to keep your council position

I wish i was 80 dung

[gfdgfd]

Granted, but then everybody killed you for posting your runescape shit in Off-Topic.

I wish people didn't post stuff about runescape in Off-Topic.

[Eric]

your wish has been granted, but you are now known as the "BIGGEST ICP FAN IN OFF TOPIC"

i wish ICP would just kill themselves..

[Lat]

Granted, But you are now the new ICP, and you still don't know how magnets work.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now

[i killaown i]

your wish is Granted, but for singing that song your a faggot

i wish that the rabbit from the trix box would stop stealing my cereal

[Eric]

granted, but now he's homeless and addicted to crack since you tuk hiz jab!

i wish i could get a copy of this from gamestop.. :/

[Gareth l Rare]

Granted but old meme is old and when you opened it up to take out the CD it had a message saying "the game"

I wish Skidooosh would stop lurking and post something  :( i miss you man  :wub:

[Adjured]

I JUST RUIN UR THREAD LIKE U TRASH EVERYONE ELSES :]

[Creamie pies]

Wish granted but you're ass hole is gauged to 0/0

I wish I was cool

[Eric]

granted YOU now are THE COOLEST!

but you happen to be the coolest nig in haiti (even cooler than hood star)

i wish i had a private jet..

[Gareth l Rare]

Granted but im your pilot and this is my rape face :shifty:

I wish big brother was over run with nazi robot zombies who are also pirates + ninjas and killed everyone then ate their remains live tv

[Life To Dds]

granted but ur brother survived

i wish i had a pornstar as wife

[Gareth l Rare]

Big brother is a reality game show in uk...  o.O lol

Granted but her fanny is as saggy as the neck of a 90year old woman and she has more SDI's than a homeless crack whore

I wish Joe was Called Bob

[Eric]

granted, but now you have to prune back his BAG hair on a daily basis..

i wish i could get angerfist to play a show for my birthday!

[gfdgfd]

Granted but you forget to invite Chase and he 1 hit KO punches you.

I wish i had some chicken right now.

[Madslash]

Granted, but it was grilled, not fried.

I wish I didn't have to do my autobiography for history tonight.

[Gareth l Rare]

Granted but you will spend the next 5years of your life on a rs forum under the user name "dog" oh wait thats someone els... :whistle:

Well you will be just like him

I wish 4chan Ddos'd runescape for lulz

[Madslash]

Granted, but then you died on scape, lost your entire bank, and lifequit.

I wish McDonalds was shut so I could watch the fat people uproar.

[6 9i]

Granted,fat people love burger king too, where your mom works, so shed have to work the night shifts and wouldn't be able to breast feed you causing you to die.

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

[Ya i am Good]

your wish has been granted but they coukd only be used for football players :< not baseball gf

i wish this horse wasnt stuck

[Teh_]

Granted. But the he'd be in your kitchen making you breakfast

i wish i could swallow instead of spitting

[gfdgfd]

Granted, but whether or not you were talking about cum, you're going to be swallowing lots and lots of cum.

I wish i was a wolf.

[Madslash]

Granted, but now you have to act in Twilight.

I wish I was a dragon.