The Undisputed Rules of the Wilderness

[Xlose]

I couldnt stop laughin reading this, pure legend

[Tyla]

Absolute boss

[Raib]

Roooofl

[Marc|Criti]

so i herd teleporting isn't nh any more

[Kane]

so i herd teleporting isn't nh any more

I guess not

[xCoryx]

Teleporting

Carried by dragon killers in 2004-2005 and has since moved into the inventories of the players. Usually 60-70% of them. Indicates you are not worth anyone's time and have every right to be rushed/no honoured/tagged/etc.

Praying

Who gives a fuck if you're 10 levels lower? You're in an area where you can be attacked therefore you have no right to complain. "Let me pot." Let me walk away from this fight because you should be prepared 24/7. Unless you are in multi and it's 10v1 and Jad is attacking you then don't do it.

Rushing

That sucks, if you didn't do any of the two previous before then you're probably older than 12. Don't complain. You know the risks of walking in don't bitch at people because you aren't ready.

Tagging

If you can't keep attacking an opponent within five seconds of them not attacking you then either get a better mouse or learn how to click

Farcasting

If you have the magic level, go for it. They shouldn't complain. If they pray then you know you're better than they are and should either smite back or just run. They aren't worth your time.

No Turmoil/SS/Piety/etc

Because they're expecting you're going to hit 50 every hit and therefore the only prays you're allowed to use are redemption (even some people complain about this) and steel skin.

Phoenix Necklaces

If you can't kill them then train your stats better, just because you can't hit doesn't mean you can complain about them being healed.

Heal/Venge Other/DON'T VENG I'M NOT 94 MAGE

Yes it's annoying, incredibly, but if you have no friends that have 94 magic then suck it up and turn on your aid and hope someone does the same to you. Don't cry if you don't have the level.

No Dragon Bolts

Who the fuck do you think you are telling the other people what they can and can't use in a fight? Buy some antifires and grow some balls.

No Shield/helm/legs/cape/etc

Sry bro lemme just take off my weapon too since it's probably too difficult for you with that on as well.

No Miasmic

The 2010 way of saying firing at accurate or longranged is too slow for me therefore you are no honour.

Ring of Life

Because caring more about the 200k you might lose is FAR MORE IMPORTANT than the 2M you might get.

Dds DM Cheating

You're a moron for not checking their inventory before the fight then. If they use brews, suck it up, you should have too. What? They're venged? Wow bro that really sucks, go raise your magic. Recoils? Is there anything you don't complain about?

Dragon Spearing

Tough.

I have a targ

That really blows bro, unfortunately he's not here yet so man up.

Def is Too High

You're defence is too low then. Dumbass.

Safing

Either you're too illogical to realize that them safing makes their food go away faster or you want to make yourself feel better because you're hitting more than they are. Which one is it?

Cockiness

QUOTE: GF!!!! GAME!!!!! CYA!1!???

Because everyone knows that your 12-19 spec is dominant and it makes your dick grow hard when you see someone drop to the ground.

I'll think of more later.

Teleporting is retarded, if you're in edge sack up and run south, if you're not in edge it's a little more acceptable but still pretty faggy. Bottom line is don't bring something you're not prepared to lose and compensate for your stupidity by teleing.

Only time someone should be praying is when you're bridding out of edge, in edge being pjed while looting, being farcasted in edge, or nh shit like that.

Rushing is faggotry in its purest form, 0% of rushers actually stay and fight after rushing. Kids who spec and run are also faggots.

Tagging=gay, what makes people think I want to get hit when I'm comboing someone for a kill? grow a pair.

Farcasting in edge is pretty gay, nobody brids in edge unless they're trying to get an advantage on someone who they know damn well isn't. Also, most people who brid in edgy pray when i grab bolas and start meleeing them because they're a shitbrid.

Telling someone not to use non-prot prayers is like telling me not to have rapier and 99 str. sack up.

Don't want people to pneck? Stop being a claw prod.

RoL-->see teleing

Safing can be pretty gay when someone's constantly eating after every hit you land, shit can be impossible to kill especially if they're higher def. People milk it and call people safers just because you're not handing them loot on a fucking platter on the other hand.

Taking of arm is alright in f2p, but in p2p if i had def and someone asked me that I'd tell them to get fucked

Runescape has been going to shit for a while, teleing not being considered nh anymore is bullshit imo. I'd rather lose 20m than lose my manhood. Honestly, fuck 2012 pking.

[N0 S0UL]

Lmfaoo beast

[Fears BFF]

Nice

[UnKiLable]

LEARN TO PK! THESE THINGS YOU SAID ARE ALL COMMAND SENSE

[Enemmy]

hahahahaha

[JstTooPro]

=D

[longest yard]

Deep bro so deep deeper than 6 ft in a pool

[BlaineeCanSmd]

sexy as fuck

[Roma]

orly ... :D

[George]

Lol'd :')

[iprefermen]

agreed to most.

[Cxdy]

These rules is for pussies

[Safe]

aight