Epic story time...

[Ow 3 Hit]

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really hot and looks like a supermodel. So I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says harder. V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

[pked fo sho1]

Lmao at all the different cars

[P4|Pink]

Lol @ the cars... Did you make this up or copy it?

[Camo]

Epic lmfao. Make more ^^

[xd p4r3 dx]

Lmaooo

[V__Fury__V]

Fuck off with your /b/.

[Ultra]

L-M-F-A-O

[Light]

L

[Kyle|Lol The PK]

Once again..

Cool story bro.

Pavel already did this one :P

[I Pown3r I]

wow...r u srs? :wow:

[Ow 3 Hit]

Once again..

Cool story bro.

Pavel already did this one :P

Did he?

Oh.  :omg:

/walks away

[Jordan/zalt/ii69iii]

LMAO nice story :-D

[V__Fury__V]

Once again..

Cool story bro.

Pavel already did this one :P

Did he?

Oh.  :omg:

/walks away

Thats what happens when you Copypasta shit off 4chan, idiot.

[Ow 3 Hit]

Once again..

Cool story bro.

Pavel already did this one :P

Did he?

Oh.  :omg:

/walks away

Thats what happens when you Copypasta shit off 4chan, idiot.

You're a moron, I could give a shit what you think. This was for laughs, stop coming at me like a douche bag. DERP DERP STOP POSTING COPYPASTA'S CUZ LIKE I SAID SOOOOOOOOOO. OH EM GEE

If you've read it before, don't reply. Or be like somebody who has a life, Kyle. He told me its been posted before, but nah. Internet badass over here who gets made fun of IRL daily... You're not even worth replying too, I can tell your an arrogant piece of shit already. Now how about you "Fuck off with your idiocy."

[d72]

Fucking funny lol, but yah Pavel did it like a month ago :[

[~Rune]

Once again..

Cool story bro.

Pavel already did this one :P

Did he?

Oh.  :omg:

/walks away

Thats what happens when you Copypasta shit off 4chan, idiot.

Fury, your a dick.

Lol, I hasn't sawz this yet! "I 4chan, do you?"

-Rune

[Kyle|Lol The PK]

Once again..

Cool story bro.

Pavel already did this one :P

Did he?

Oh.  :omg:

/walks away

lol  B)

[Ow 3 Hit]

Thats what happens when you Copypasta shit off 4chan, idiot.

Fury, your a dick.

Lol, I hasn't sawz this yet! "I 4chan, do you?"

-Rune

It's not even a 4chan copypasta. Somebody saw it off another site, and then they put it on 4chan. It's rarely used though. :P

[Brehhh]

Fuck off with your /b/.

Copy pasta

[I C0NN0R I]

you realise "copy pasta" is a phrase pretty much only used on 4chan, yet you tell people to "fuck off with their /b/". Hypocrite please?

[Brandon]

So many trolls on these forums.

[0_I_T0i_I_O]

i loled at Ow flipping out on kyle

[Ow 3 Hit]

i loled at Ow flipping out on kyle

If Fury is Kyle then yeah.  :nice: