Urban Dictionary?

[Phil]

ITS SO ACCURATE

(09:29:40) -[uK]RuneScript- *** [ URBAN ]: Definitions: 7 | "phil" 1. To constantly fall into a deep sleep while at work, usually accompanied by loud snoring.

^i snore + sleep at school ALL the time.

(09:30:41) -[uK]RuneScript- *** [ URBAN ]: Definitions: 7 | "phil" 2. someone who is 6 foot huge and would kill everyone in its way. A phil is also a great person who is funny and all the girls love him for his charm.

im 6'6 lol :o

What does it say about you?

[Jim]

2. jim 222 up, 94 down   

A nickname for James.

Other examples of such nicknames include: Jimmy, Jimmie, Jimbo, Jamie, and many others.

Psst...I think Jim has a crush on Ann.

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No, I don't have a crush on Ann. False theory is false.

[Z7]

(16:53:16) -[QR]RuneScript- *** [ URBAN ]: Definitions: 2 | "Juho" 1. 1. The most honourable name in the Finnish language (male). | 2. Expression used when things happen as they are supposed to (or even better). | 3. A really lucky person.

(16:53:16) -[QR]RuneScript- *** [ URBAN ]: Example: 2. I did the Juhos! That was a real Juho! | 3. You are one Juho! (You are one lucky bastard!)

Can't be any more accurate.

[d72]

1.  Daniel  1564 up, 371 down  

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.

Other definitions are thought to be:

Tao

Chi

The Great Spirit

Chuck Norris

Energy

Infinity

Sublime

ect

Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.

The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.

Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.  

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It's as if they know the real truth lol. :victory:

[Luke]

(10:28:50) -[CS]RuneScript- *** [ URBAN ]: Definitions: 7 | "luke" 1. A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day

(10:28:50) -[CS]RuneScript- *** [ URBAN ]: Example: You can tell that he's luke, look at the way he slouches

:D

[Cj.]

(16:14:07) -[CI]RuneScript- *** [ URBAN ]: "j o o claw" 1. the best pker on Runescape, he fucking owns all.

[I C0NN0R I]

Its says i'm an anal dildo lol

edit: daniel stop making me look bad lol.

[Torell]

my name dont work =(

[Devlz]

7.  Robin 

The sexiest most bad-ass-mo-fo in the world. Robin's always have large penises and can often be found flirting up the ladies they can pick up anyone. They are often super buff and sleep with a minimum of 14 girls a week. They are also super entertaining and funny and can make everyone smile.

1. Holy shit that guy has a huge dick ! What a robin !!

2. Wow that guy just picked up 149 chicks in a month what a fuckin robin, wish i was him!

3 Robin can pick up anychick he wants and he has a huge dick GOD I WANT TO BE LIKE HIM!!

[I Gripple I]

Lol

(19:29:26) -[CS]RuneScript- *** [ URBAN ]: "gripple" 1. to lick something | fgafdsgadfgdwgd

(19:29:26) -[CS]RuneScript- *** [ URBAN ]: Example: i like to gripple tessie.

[Have Uh Cry]

(20:54:26) -[CC]RuneScript- *** [ URBAN ]: Definitions: 7 | "alex" 1. noun. | Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.

(20:54:26) -[CC]RuneScript- *** [ URBAN ]: Example: Girl: yeah he is sooo alex

[dijwede]

1. oliver 751 up, 213 down love it hate it

INTENSE, diligent, crazy, insane, sweet, awesome, anything cool!

3. Oliver 43 up, 2 down love it hate it

An amazing boy with an incredible personality. Will do anything for those that he loves. Very easy to get along with and fall in love with. Has a beautiful british accent and is very mysterious until you get to know him. May or may not gel his hair in the front. Very tall and wise.