FUCK SAKE

[Jim]

Nothing makes me rage more than when I'm on the toilet for 25 minutes shitting through what seems to be the eye of a needle. My stomaches hurting, and my ass-cheeks are aching. I'm praying to God as I hold the sink with one arm and move around in different positions to get the best angle. Then I hear the splash. I think to myself 'HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS A MONSTER, I SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET' then I look down into the toilet bowl and see a FUCKING TINY LITTLE PEICE OF THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING FINGER NAIL

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Ultra]

lfmao

[Creamie pies]

looks like you need some of this.

[Devon|Am0x]

Lmfaaooo epic story.

[Zero]

lmao

[Xx Unleash]

baHAAHAHAHAHA

[P I X I I]

rulf

[I C0NN0R I]

As if you'd use laxatives u need to shoveup ur arse, get the edible ones.

[Man Down Nub]

I LOLED so hard when i read that story, i can relate bro ! xD

[k1dstrenqth]

roflll

[Ikz]

Wtf is up with people and their 10 min+ long bathroom trips? Takes me 2 min max.

[sdsdsd]

Ever had a ringer stinger?

[C H E 4 T S]

i complete my poop within 3 mins..u need some veggies and dip, my friend :)

[Ravers]

Omg, I lol'd

[ecousa]

HOLY SHIT LOLLLLLLLLL, this was one hell of a funny story! i choked because i laughed so much!!!!!!! xD!!!!

[TheRealPure]

ROFL!

[Cal]

LOL

[HADUKEN]

LMFAOWTFBBQ

[Creamie pies]

Lol at ringer stinger... How about a boomer?

[Spittles (Old School)]

wut

[Noobi meh]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! LMFAO CANT STOP LAUGHING EPIC STORY!

[13orn2Crit]

Rofl!

[vult]

lol

[Blitz]

Sounds like you shat yourself a new asshole.

[lilpure]

lollllllll