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A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking. The tomato says "I've got the worst live, I get cut up and stuck in a sandwhich". The piece of gum says "No, mine's worse, I get chewed up, spit out and stepped on". The penis says "No, by far I've gor the worst life... I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups 'till I throw up!"

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Man, this thread died like a motherfucker.

 

I don't even know how to revive this, all of my tinypic images changed to some dumb shit. Fucking reusing the same links, Tinypic.

 

Jews, I say. Jews.

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