Runescape Pick-Up lines

[Dizzy]

Was bored today so I decided to make this topic as it will allow me to meet new people and just have a laugh with the community

Runescape Pick-Up Lines

Alright. Runescape Pick-Up lines. Judging by how mature this community is, I expect that the replies will be quite entertaining. The way it works is that you guys have to post a Runescape pick up line with your name after it so I can order it in the list below.

Once again idk if this is a stupid topic and that it might die in like 3 days, however if it does continue it would give me another thing to do on this forum as a sort of hobby. Maybe someone will be so nice to make this a sticky (which I highly doubt).

Pick-Up lines:

1. Is ur dad 99 slayer coz he slayed my arse hole- Jamie

2. are you training mage cause you are stunning- One Flame

3. are u 99 hunter because you caught my eye- NxJr

4.Do you have 99 thieving? Because you stole my heart. - Tony (He has more but hes a jew so i didnt post them)

5. Are you 99 range cause you've hit my bullseye - Venuz

6. You're so fat you weigh more than your total level - JJ

7. Fuck Romeo and Juliet, Baby... Let's make our own quest ;)- End Notice (Guest)

8. bitch you best be 99 cooking - Ikz

9. Pull your dragon plateskirt down before i shoot you in the head with my chaotic crossbow, bitch. - You R Ded

10. Excuse me miss, but my Longsword needs a sheathe. - End Notice

11. You can blow me in edgevil, we can us this Glory-...hole.- W3 Money

12. I got 99 defence baby, enough protection for the whole night ;)- dannyhz

13. you must work for jagex you suck a good dick - plex

14. I'm 99 dung. I wanna explore all of you.

Are you 99 agil? cuz ur running around my mind all day- joshyz0rz

15.Lets go to corp and hope ur pants are a rare drop- delta papa

16. are your parents 99 cooking because they baked such a cutiepie<333- Dutchieees

Will continue this list if it is succesful

Diizzy

Edited April 25, 2012 by Diizzy

[Jamie]

is ur dad 99 slayer coz he slayed my arse hole

Edited April 16, 2012 by Jamie

[One Flame]

lol nice idea i think

are you training mage cause you are stunning

[Nxjr]

are u 99 hunter because you caught my eye

Edited April 16, 2012 by NxJr

[Tony]

Do you have 99 thieving? Because you stole my heart.

Getting 99 prayer was worth it, because here you are!

I have 99 hunter because I've been stalking you for some time now.

Do you have 99 farming? Because you've got something of mine growing (XD)

I have 99 smithing, know what that means? That means I can bang long and good.

I have 99 agility... Nuff said.

Do you have 99 strength? Because I feel a strong connection between us!

I was training on hill giants today, but then I was thinking how much more I would like to be on your giant hills.

Do you have 99 mage? Because you have a spell on me!

Ima Baller W1 Lumb....

[Venuz]

Are you 99 range cause you've hit my bullseye

[JstTooPro]

You're so fat you weigh more than your total level

[end notice]

Fuck Romeo and Juliet, Baby... Let's make our own quest ;)

[Ikz]

bitch you best be 99 cooking

[ph0ne]

is ur dad 99 slayer coz he slayed my arse hole

[You_R_D3d]

Good job Tony at stealing a whole post off another forum lmao.

http://uk.gamespot.com/runescape/forum/runescape-pick-up-lines-53538832/ post #10

But my line;

Pull your dragon plateskirt down before i shoot you in the head with my chaotic crossbow, bitch.

[end notice]

Excuse me miss, but my Longsword needs a sheathe.

I'd catch a grenwall for ya.... Handle 64 waves for yaaaa.... I'd jump in front of Dd's for yaaaaa "bruno mars song :P"

If you work for it, you can have my white knights all over your chest.

I think pick uplines are lame... Wanna see my skillcape of humping?

I'm sure you get this alot... but if you where a slayer monster i'd rapier you all night long

Yea pickpocketing has done me well... but the real xp is when I use my teeth... care to learn?

I have no fucking work to do, so I'm sitting in my office typing "rs pick up lines" when i'm not even a member of the community. Did I mention i drive a mercedes, and my fingers are ridiculously strong from the amount of times i've clicked in my career?

lol sorry i was bored :P

[W3`]

You can blow me in edgevil, we can us this Glory-...hole.- W3 Money

[W3`]

if you put U and ME together,....we could enter the brid tournament!- W3 Money

Edited April 19, 2012 by W3

[TJ]

Do you have 99 strength? Because I feel a strong connection between us!

I have 99 crafting so i know a gem when i see one

Do you have 99 farming because u can have my seed.

[kryptic inc]

wow..lol. What boredom can do to some.

[Dannhyz]

I got 99 defence baby, enough protection for the whole night ;)

You got 99 thieving? Because I just lost my virginity

You req. 99 fletching to make this size of a condom.

You got 99 firemaking? You got my heart on fire baby ;)

I really liked the first ahha took me a long time to make it up

[Dannhyz]

Is your iventory full with iron ores or do you just weigh alot?

ok i actually lold making this one

[plex]

you must work for jagex you suck a good dick

[Dannhyz]

get my name right m8 its dannhyz not dannyhz the fuck this

[DeltaPapa]

Lets go to corp and hope ur pants are a rare drop

[Joshyz0rs]

I'm 99 dung. I wanna explore all of you.

Are you 99 agil? cuz ur running around my mind all day

[Dutchies]

are your parents 99 cooking because they baked such a cutiepie<333

[Devilz]

LOL

[Tony]

4.Do you have 99 thieving? Because you stole my heart. - Tony (He has more but hes a jew so i didnt post them)

should of posted this 1, its the best.

I have 99 agility... Nuff said.