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So I started drinking earlier today, after school got out I drank some brandy, whiskey, and some vodka. To get my mind of my Girlfriend breaking up with me yesterday. I got so drunk I decided to drive over to my Ex's house and try to talk to her. So I took My truck out that I'm grounded from for getting 2 tickets. (Currently 4:45 am. But I left at about 3 am) and I drove over to her house and we were texting, but when I asked her to come outside she stopped replying to me. So i started throwing tiny pebbles at her window. Turns out she is at her grandma's tonight. but i didn't know that then.  So i waited in the cold for about an hour to see if I could get her. After I realized no one was home after I spammed the doorbell, I decided to leave. I figured I would drive around town a little bit before I went home. I started driving around the section of town where all the bars are and I was driving like an idiot cause I figured it's too late for cops to really be patrolling that hard. But after about 4-5 illegal turns I looked in my rearview mirror and there was a cop following me. so i got really paranoid and started driving like a pro. but he kept following me. I decided to try and find out if he is really follow me so I drove around the domestic part of town for a little and he was still on my tail. So i pulled over at a random house and acted like I was going home. after he was out of sight I got back in my truck and started to drive home. but My headlights started flashing on and off. I figured I could manage it untill I got home. untill I come to a stoplight the same time as a cop. with my headlights flashing he started following me. so i speed around some corners and lost him. so I then went directly home but on my way home I hit a raccoon. I felt so bad. D: but now I'm home, safe, and I feel like I might puke.

I'm also 15. where I live you can't drive alone till you're 17 so I was breaking the law with that too. (at 15 you can drive to school and work)

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Ur a fucking cunt. Its people like you who need a slapping.

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Ur a fucking cunt. Its people like you who need a slapping.

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Ur a fucking cunt. Its people like you who need a slapping.

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Ur a fucking cunt. Its people like you who need a slapping.

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It's a shame you didn't kill yourself. There's always hope for next time, though.

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Ur a fucking cunt. Its people like you who need a slapping.

its all lies anyway, a 15 yr old outdriving a trained policeman, whilst drunk.

Fucking typical 15 year old story to make up

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Ur a fucking cunt. Its people like you who need a slapping.

its all lies anyway, a 15 yr old outdriving a trained policeman, whilst drunk.

Fucking typical 15 year old story to make up

well regardless if it's true or not, he's still a fucking cunt who needs a slapping

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I didn't out drive him, I just make quick corners.

Made up or not? Eh. Up for debate amongst you guys.

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I didn't out drive him, I just make quick corners.

Made up or not? Eh. Up for debate amongst you guys.

u deserve a good slapping

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I'd like to think his girlfriend breaking up with him is true, I know why too. He's a cunt.

I hope you crash, then run yourself over.

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Ur a fucking cunt. Its people like you who need a slapping.

its all lies anyway, a 15 yr old outdriving a trained policeman, whilst drunk.

Fucking typical 15 year old story to make up

well regardless if it's true or not, he's still a fucking cunt who needs a slapping

^

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rofl

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The resemblance to One Eyed Willy off the Goonies is uncanny!

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boy do i need a fresh keester over my knee to give a good old 1950s fashioned spanking to. come ere uuuuuuuuuu

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Ur a fucking cunt. Its people like you who need a slapping.

its all lies anyway, a 15 yr old outdriving a trained policeman, whilst drunk.

Fucking typical 15 year old story to make up

well regardless if it's true or not, he's still a fucking cunt who needs a slapping

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Ur a fucking cunt. Its people like you who need a slapping.

its all lies anyway, a 15 yr old outdriving a trained policeman, whilst drunk.

Fucking typical 15 year old story to make up

well regardless if it's true or not, he's still a fucking cunt who needs a slapping

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