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Why did the monkeyman cross the desert

because rat piss

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Two guys walk into a bar.... you'd think one of them would have seen it/

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What do you call a world where women have equal rights and the privilege of leaving the kitchen?

A joke.

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So a Muslim goes onto a plane, right?

The other passengers are slightly nervous, but don't show their concern.

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A boy farts in class ...

and everyone laughs.

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stop with the anti-jokes... first three were funny, reading 10 of em is gay.

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stop with the anti-jokes... first three were funny, reading 10 of em is gay.

Was that an anti joke in itself?

That was good man.

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What do you call a lezbein dinosaur?

Lickalotapus

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What do you call a lezbein dinosaur?

Lickalotapus

There were no lesbian dinosaurs.

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1 time this zebra laughed soo hard this lion eat it

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1 time this zebra laughed soo hard this lion eat it

ROFL

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A parrot swallows a viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer he finds the parrot sweating. "How come your sweating?", he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how fucking hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?".

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What do you do if you see a n1gger running through the woods with one arm?

Stop laughing and reload.

what do you call a mexican with a job?

A myth.

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A guy walks into a bar and goes "Oh!"

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LMAO^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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ROLF!!11! LMAO I GET IT

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i went on ask jeeves and asked jeeves why google was so much better..

also this should be stickied

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