Big thread of life lesions

[Gareth l Rare]

If u wrote a book titled "Rares Life Lessons" i would defo read it  ;)

Well iv never read a book all the way through that has no pictures so ill type a thread instead.
This is how it works  :shifty:
Everyone post 1-4 quotes that they have learned from their life
Ill take all the best ones and post them below >

• Not to do again
  
  • . Going down gwininch hill on a skateboard is a bad idea = broken arm in 3 places
    
  • .Toast got stuck in the toaster. Dont try get it out with a knife = electric shock that can kill  :wow: im lucky
    
  • Thinking of how much I want to fuck that girl who is bending over infront of me even though I have a girlfriend.
    Had it loads of times just today lol! Even when we were both watching tv and this dang fine girl in bikini came on tv and in my head i was like 'daaaammnnn' like Ice Cube on Friday .
    
  • Fake friends aka Snakes
    
  • Never call a 6ft 5" bouncer a cunt
    
  • 
    

• NEver do on FOE
  
  • Listen to chris and act like a badman
    
  • Post anime CP

And just for lulz

• Dead prostitutes do NOT sink to the bottom of the lake.
  
• dont use shampoo as lube (kills your sperm count)

  + http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091130230758AA5VaKz

• Never send kinky messages to a girl on FB then leave your FB logged onto your girlfriends phone
  
• 
  

So on.

[Steroids]

messing with me is bad idea, ill lay u out.

[gfdgfd]

messing wiv the king of grime is a bad idea, he'll lay u out

roll wid him or get rolled ova

king ov grime all day evryday

[Shut Up Kid]

messing wiv the king of grime is a bad idea, he'll lay u out

roll wid him or get rolled ova

king ov grime all day evryday

lolol

[Steroids]

goodboy

[Berniej]

Thinking of how much I want to fuck that girl who is bending over infront of me even though I have a girlfriend.

Had it loads of times just today lol! Even when we were both watching tv and this dang fine girl in bikini came on tv and in my head i was like 'daaaammnnn' like Ice Cube on Friday :D.

Going in discussion with females: pointless. There will never be a conclusion because they'll keep adding arguments that make no sense :p.

Another lesson I noticed myself is that a lot of people are 'fake' friends just fake people in general.

That do all nice to you when you talk to them and shit, but when you walk past them in town or w/e they don't even say hi when you say hi to them.

That's why I keep my eye open and I show respect to everybody, when they don't they aren't even gonna get a bit of my attention anymore.

[Gareth l Rare]

Thinking of how much I want to fuck that girl who is bending over infront of me even though I have a girlfriend.

Had it loads of times just today lol! Even when we were both watching tv and this dang fine girl in bikini came on tv and in my head i was like 'daaaammnnn' like Ice Cube on Friday :D.

Going in discussion with females: pointless. There will never be a conclusion because they'll keep adding arguments that make no sense :p.

Another lesson I noticed myself is that a lot of people are 'fake' friends just fake people in general.

That do all nice to you when you talk to them and shit, but when you walk past them in town or w/e they don't even say hi when you say hi to them.

That's why I keep my eye open and I show respect to everybody, when they don't they aren't even gonna get a bit of my attention anymore.

Real talk real talk

Oh and btw, have a new sig (one of the best hood movies ever>

then don't be a menis in south central while sipping your juice in the hood)

.

[Berniej]

Yaay for signature and put into thread! B)

[Eric]

5 things i'll never do again:

1. Dextromethorphan 650mgs (did it 4 different times, parachuted 13-13 pink allergy pills)

2. Citalopram 420Mgs in one day

3. Coricidin (took a 12 strip, NTY)

4. Salvia (obvious reasons)

5. Jedi-Flip (look it up, after 6 hours, i just wanted it all to go away)

and there's my book!

[Vladimir]

1. Never punch a angry dog.

2. Never eat makeup.

[I C0NN0R I]

Lesions?

[Eric]

Lesions?

lol'd

[Berniej]

Eric, those sounds delicious!

[gfdgfd]

Eric is delicious!

agreed

[Berniej]

Eric is delicious!

agreed

Doesn't matter how you put it, whatever Eric does is delicious.

[Blitz]

Don't do a cartwheel when you're an overweight six year old. I broke my pinky.

[Jim]

Dead prostitutes do NOT sink to the bottom of the lake.

[Cal]

Can we add "how to spell" as a life lesson?

Only jokin baby <3 u

OT: Dont be a russian spy & fix the world cup bid

[Steroids]

Don't do a cartwheel when you're an overweight six year old. I broke my pinky.

silly piglet

[Gareth l Rare]

Don't do a cartwheel when you're an overweight six year old. I broke my pinky.

silly piglet

Chris made me lol

[Eric]

Eric is delicious!

agreed

Doesn't matter how you put it, whatever Eric does is delicious.

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[SkidooosH]

messing with me is bad idea, ill lay u out.

height? you sound like an angry manlet

[Lip Job]

messing with me is bad idea, ill lay u out.

height? you sound like an angry manlet

HERE WE FUCKING GO

[Gareth l Rare]

messing with me is bad idea, ill lay u out.

height? you sound like an angry manlet

HERE WE FUCKING GO

Oh i cant wait

[Ultra]

dont use shampoo as lube np