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any1 else ever took part in this epic fail...


Walli

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Friday night, me and walmsley went round burnley... i got fucking smashed as there was a deal on double vodka redbulls and jager bombs.. thought i was a big boy and went through around 8 or so double vodka redbulls and 3 bombs i think in about hour or so.

I ended up stumbling round the night clumb fucking beaming... mate got in taxi n went home with me, he wasnt in a much better way (btw he lives round corner from me, wasnt coming home with me for erotic homosexual sex before any1 comments)... I was falling asleep in taxi and all over place, i thre him a 20 note to pay for a 5er taxi and bailed quick to puke on path lol.. went back to get my change which he gave me in coins like a cunt.

I wake up the next day open my wallet and see it filled with 2ps -.-

THEIVING PAKI BASTARD DONE ME.

fucking cunt.

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Yeah bro you got fucked up

But jager bombs + tequila next time :shifty: ill drink you under the table and steal your left shoe

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deal, i rather lose the left pump from primark which cost 3 quid -.-

than swap 15 quid for 2ps lol

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theres no taxis where i live. and thankfully no theiving packi bastards either.

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deal, i rather lose the left pump from primark which cost 3 quid -.-

than swap 15 quid for 2ps lol

Primark is shit :l i bought a load of shit from Primark a few weeks ago, the button flew off my trousers when it got caught on something, the stitching is coming out of them, and my pumps have holes in the bottom of them already :l no wonder it's all so cheap.

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i lol'd go to the bank exchange the 2p for pounds :P

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i lol'd go to the bank exchange the 2p for pounds :P

Soooo much effort to count all the coppers and put into bank bags  (n) id just go summerfields and put it in the cash machine 70p/£1 but takes 4mins to do £25 worth

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ur not getting it, he gave me 2p instead of £2 coins lol

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What so you got 30p (15x 2p coins) ?  oh....I wana laugh at you hard for being a dumb ass

but at same time buy you a pint coz i no how it feels to be fucked over when your drunk.

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L.m.f.a.o.

They're all robbing fuckers anyway.

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i got like 7 2ps and a quid lol

i was drunk so the 7 2p looked like 2 pound coins LOL

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Roflrofl.

Chris my friend, you are a fucking tit. But i love you for it.

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I dont get it, wtf does ps mean? Does a 2ps coin look similar to a 2 pound coin or something?

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2Ps = 2 Penny Coins.

2P.

£2.

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They don't look that similar, but he was pissed out of his head, and almost passed out.

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ur shit lol

that why u voted no?

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lol, taxi drivers r all paki bastards, i always wake up with like shit change in my pocket the morning after.

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Lmao, every time i go out i wake up with a pocket of coins because u just pull a note out everytime, bout 15 quid coins usually but saves usin a cash machine durin the week so i dont mind :p

Also jagerbombs fuck ur head up when u sleep or should i say dont, they give u the worst hangover ever tbh lol

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^ normal people say tequila does the same but i suffer from extreme mind grains so what you call a hang over i call a normal day to day head ake.

Lol sucks if jager affects you like that, its a lush mix so would suck if you couldnt drink it.

ps

Omg i got soooo drunk last night, totally had sex with this girl and have a hang over. Wut do to get ridz

Just thought id let Ot no :shifty:

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^ normal people say tequila does the same but i suffer from extreme mind grains so what you call a hang over i call a normal day to day head ake.

Lol sucks if jager affects you like that, its a lush mix so would suck if you couldnt drink it.

ps

Omg i got soooo drunk last night, totally had sex with this girl and have a hang over. Wut do to get ridz

Just thought id let Ot no :shifty:

go away ur silly

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^ normal people say tequila does the same but i suffer from extreme mind grains so what you call a hang over i call a normal day to day head ake.

Lol sucks if jager affects you like that, its a lush mix so would suck if you couldnt drink it.

ps

Omg i got soooo drunk last night, totally had sex with this girl and have a hang over. Wut do to get ridz

Just thought id let Ot no :shifty:

go away ur silly

lawl

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