Tough decision, so i'm going to use a 4D chess move into acquiring both (almost)... First, I take the $500,000.. Then I proceed to buy all of Bladee's tickets for sale on the secondary market for his Boston show... I then have approximately 150-200 Bladee tickets which only cost me 20k.. THEN, I approach the Korean bbq, Italian, and Mongolian resultants closest to the venue, and rent out their restaurants for the entire day of the show (another 20k)... Now I command my culinary militia to cook up their favorite entree's, and meet me in the line outside the venue at 9 p.m sharp... Now I have me(myself), entering the venue followed by my culinary militia, each carrying a decedent entrée for all of DrainGang to feast upon.. Now is where I secure my dinner with Bladee... First, I go dap up @zl8l & @nolifeleft, and allow them to pick from either Mongolian beef, or Fettucine Alfredo... Then I instruct my food bearers to begin balancing their edible gifts atop their heads whilst performing the crip walk throughout the crowd (shoutout FOE)... As expected, Bladee notices this spectacle, pauses the concert, and demands to see the culinary militia's leader... I hop on stage, and begin to have dinner with all of DG while the randoms in the crowd stare in awe... During this dinner, the invite is extended to me.... Gerald, would you like to join Drain Gang? .... Yes Bladee, I would... Now I have infiltrated Drain Gang, which I will use as a mouthpiece to preach the gospel of Geraldine to the world