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1) @@Briggsy - If there's 2 of me we have more chance of survival 2) @@Zack - Being a mute the zombies wouldn't be attracted to the group via sound (Although if he lags behind because of his handicap we can leave him to die) 3) @@Adhi - A natural leader, he was born to do this. We leave him to die and lead the zombies (They wouldn't have a clue what they were doing) 4) @@Lovsin - As a 5-man colony we would eventually have to reproduce, with 5 men I'm not sure how we would do this. I am sure he would've learned some way to do it from all of his shenanigans with ladyboys. 5) @@Jubby - Comic relief (And easy bait for the zombies which provides us with at least one getaway)

It's that time of the week again boys! No, not your girlfriend's period, that's next week. Kidding. You don't have a girlfriend. It is time for Luke's weekly Divine review!!!!!!!!! Each week Divine will be purchasing a different 6 pack of beer, and I will be be providing my professional review of his review. This week Aaron purchased New Belgium's springtime beer. He drank most of one before taking a power nap, yet when he woke up cotton-mouthed those last few sips strangely tasted like the roommate's special sauce. This beer is better fresh. Now, to get into the guts of this review, the layout is very aesthetic. The description of the beer is sufficient but not over-whelming. I could imagine what the beer could taste like but I was not able to truly taste it while reading. The emphasis on the carbonation and ABV was somewhat informative but ultimately took away from the important factors when drinking a craft brew, such as the origin, ideal temperature, preferred vehicle and the like. All things considered I gave Aaron a B- on vocabulary, B+ on beer choice, and A- on presentation. It was a great beer but the review did not leave me savoring, and for that, I have awarded Divine's weekly beer review a B for the week of April 4th. Please tune in next week for another episode of Luke's Weekly Aaron/Divine Review (please see council boards for Luke's Weekly Trial Warlord Review)

That wouldn't survive the zombie apocalypse. Explain why @Mr War would get onebanged @ - would go inactive when the zombies arrive @@Danny would be too bothered taking trip pictures and writing topics about how more people should have showed up @@Allan cuz he's vegan and probs smells broccoli @@Range would prob ragequit

let me know when you go "rag rag city bitch" I'll join u haha

Today the number ONE pure clan massed up 25 Elites to take over the wilderness.With our midweeks increasing in popularity we are not only taking over the wilderness on the weekends but on the weekday midweeks We fought many random Pk Teams and ran into Brutality and Cutthroat. We also cleared our apparent rivals TLP, Thanks for the loot, we killed your clan. Lovsin unfortunately got speared out by Cutthroat, we still love you though. We killed a few of them then dipped with our loot before we got cleared. Thanks to everyone who showed up was another great midweek with lots of loot and shoutout to @@Erik for getting us together for another amazing Midweek.

erik would try and vid the zombies mr war - obvious reasons relv tiny dick twitch would stake our supplies lv2 would waste too much time trying to make zombies do shoe on head might get us killed

@@Fred Because who wouldnt?! @@Zack He needs some Practice.. @Dillon (Gammo Rays) Because who wouldnt aswell?! @@Able His soft voice would be a perfect end to the night, plus i wouldnt be the only bottom in the room @@R3lv So he takes Zack and leaves the rest for me

so basically whos dicks would i like to see @@Rordarok @@BKG @@Jubby @@Brenden @@Rordarok

this is the thread for ppl who would dieoohh lol fml rip swede squad 2k16-2k16fking facepalm lmfao

rape culture should not be condoned! but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_49P1RtqU0

@@Adhi a solid unit that can bulldose through zombies @@Tepee fat guy that dies first @@Ruhvenge the stealth type guy that cant be caught @@antO my trusted brother @@Motif the guy that has no mercy

Ngl u prob still be screaming at your computer to win fullouts in your casket bruh, that pride.

@@Fred sacrifice, incase sticky situations @@Psycho for killing zombies while shooting unlimited amounts of steroids into his body @@ORP free smoke sessions @@Erik instagram/snapchat updates while we survive @@Ecke just to push him off a roof and see him fall to a certain death

Real people or people from films/books or people from the clan? @@Borzor smart kid @@Jubby no sexual threat if I find girls. Also can outrun him. @@Lyams cos who doesn't need a mouthy little 17 year old? Also can drive which I can't. @@Lagg can grind out shit. I could probably ask him to build shelter or make a fire. He's high enough total level. @@Allan won't eat the good food.

cunts fucked ay

at lvl 99

Go join tlp

What's wrong with saying what I said. We are a clan who kills whoever we find. No mercy for ANYONE. Anything he says will be negative towards the clan dw mate, good topic and good job to the lads that showed up today I had a blast.