Kid the only time I'll ever need a burn heal when I'm feeling sorry when my Charizard flame roasts your weak ass. I'm a merciful god, I'll DDoG your computer so hard that every time you enter a league game the internet just jumps 40 minutes into the future so you can see that defeat screen right away. And it's true I didn't boost you, you are literally so bad at this game that you couldn't even be boosted by a homeguard enchant. Every time someone complains about elohell their minds flash back to that horrible experience when they got into a lobby with you. You are to League what Lolsor is to Lee Sin, you are the disaster that your D grades represent, you are the sole reason bodybuilders still strive for improvement, a motivation to carry that impossibly large burden that is you in a League game. You are in the motivation for everyone to become better, so they'll never see the day where they become as bad as you.
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